You are a wannabe hero who is supposed to do hero-ish things but sometimes flips off and does crazy stuff instead.

Features:

• One hundred different endings
  Choose your path, every decision leads to a new ending.
  Will you find the real one? Is there such a thing?
  Only one way to know...
• Lots of "Aha!" moments
  The world is doesn't change with each newgame, you do.
  Well, actually it DOES change, but that's a secret for you to find out.
• A big bunch of unlockable stuff
  New playable characters, hints, costumes, visual effects and more!
• Bazillions of secrets and pop-culture references
  They are, you know, secrets. So we won't spoil them here ;)
• Magic
  Even a simple-looking-yet-amazing game like this takes a lot of time and big piles of money to make, but you can get it for only a few bucks.
  How's that for magic?
• Time travel, battle royale fights, mimics, permadeath, shotguns, mining, resource gathering, base building, global leaderboards, farming...
  Ok, we may have had exaggerated on that one...
  OR HAVE WE???
• Humor
  Yup, there's that too.
  Available in many flavours.
• A beautiful OST